Recently, with an unexpected hour to spare, I took my seven-year-old to the art museum for a little cultural immersion and 60 minutes of free entertainment.
When we came home, my husband asked her about her first museum experience.
“Everything was about sex,” she shrugged.
My first thought was, “One of the world’s greatest collections of art, and that’s what you walk away with, pervert?” My second – “Wait, you’re seven. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.”