Well, I finally did it. I went out and bought myself a minivan.
It wasn’t as vanity-stealing as I thought it would be. Especially once I kicked up my heels and did the can-can thanks to the extra leg room and discovered I was able to knock $70 off my current car payment.
Another beautiful thing I discovered – a minivan is excellent for transporting a bunch of sauced moms celebrating their once-a-year evening of liquor-soaked debauchery (with a sober driver of course).
Yet, as sweet as my minivan is, it immediately proceeded to run over the last remnants of my dwindling youth and then back over it to make sure it was dead. When I had my first child, MJ, four years ago, I swore I would stay young and hip and never buy a minivan and never, ever turn into my mother.
Well, now that I have said minivan, I’m slowly morphing into that 50-year-old woman who has the hots for Terry Bradshaw and thinks the band Train is edgy.
In fact, over the next few weeks, I predict I will:
I know the minivan will set me on a road I never would have predicted four years ago – one that is directing me right on the path toward becoming my mother.
But it’s a road I’m excited to navigate, even if my own kids roll their eyes and groan at me, as long as I can end up half as good a mother as she was. Best of all, I now have a sweet ride that makes the journey a little less expensive and a heck of a lot more comfortable.
By Nicole Plegge, Lifestyle Blogger for SmartParenting
Metro East mom Nicole Plegge has written for STL Parent for more than 12 years. Besides working as a freelance writer & public relations specialist, and raising two daughters and a husband, Nicole's greatest achievements are finding her misplaced car keys each day and managing to leave the house in a stain-free shirt. Her biggest regret is never being accepted to the Eastland School for Girls. Follow Nicole on Twitter @STLWriterinIL
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